Flaming
For the record, I am in Galway at an Internet terminal and I am flaming. Happy Days. Roll on the new year. 3 girls trying to convince me to sign up to beb .a sad, i did.
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Comments [0]Fuck You McDonalds
I just had a McDonalds meal and 10 minutes later I puked half the fucking thing back up - I'm swear I'm never eating that shit again. Uhhh. Fucking poison.
Dream Machine
I had a strange dream last night. One of those epic feature length films you don't want to wake from. Of course this epic starred me and had a great producer.
Funny thing with dreams the way they get less and less clear the more we try to remember them. But I know this ...fucking Windows "restart your computer" prompt annoying me ... oh yeah, this was a classic.
The scenario was something similar to the Matrix but instead of being harvested for our energy, which if you think about it, is a completely ridiculous proposition, we, mankind, or at least thousands of hand-picked individuals were being kept in a permanent sleep state just to have our dreams... watched... as a form of entertainment for the rest of mankind.
Interesting concept don't ya think. Imaging if your favourite TV show every Monday night was the audio-visual mind-ramblings of some unwitting soul. You'd never know what you were going to get.
Anyhow, needless to say I somehow escaped the dream-pods amid gun fights and explosions, then brought down the evil guild of whatever and such, as I said I don't quite remember...
Shit I should be drinking. Goodbye.
Funny thing with dreams the way they get less and less clear the more we try to remember them. But I know this ...fucking Windows "restart your computer" prompt annoying me ... oh yeah, this was a classic.
The scenario was something similar to the Matrix but instead of being harvested for our energy, which if you think about it, is a completely ridiculous proposition, we, mankind, or at least thousands of hand-picked individuals were being kept in a permanent sleep state just to have our dreams... watched... as a form of entertainment for the rest of mankind.
Interesting concept don't ya think. Imaging if your favourite TV show every Monday night was the audio-visual mind-ramblings of some unwitting soul. You'd never know what you were going to get.
Anyhow, needless to say I somehow escaped the dream-pods amid gun fights and explosions, then brought down the evil guild of whatever and such, as I said I don't quite remember...
Shit I should be drinking. Goodbye.
