An apt title I think - It heralds the start of my personal blog showing that I am free to post what I like.
So I'm in Boston, just had another great night out with my darling sister Beverley.
Earlier on tonight I put some good tunes (read: Linkin Park) on and hacked the code for www.cftopper.com to allow me to have this personal blog. I wanted a personal blog because I am slightly crazy, tapped in the head so to speak and much of what I want to post wouldn't suit my ColdFusion development blog. Now I want to make it clear to anybody who cares that this blog is purely a selfish effort. It might as well be a diary. I'm going to post anything and everything that matters anything to me in my life. If you don't like it don't subscribe. I'm not out to please anybody here.
I'm over in Boston; well in Fitchburg which is a 'city' about an hour from Boston visiting my sister for a few weeks. Only a few days left but I've had a blast. Been to six flags, Hampton, water country, New York and last night I even went rodeo riding...
Let me tell you the story:
So I was quite happy watching Law & Order: SVU (it rocks) when Jen, my sisters good buddy called and insisted we go downtown to some mechanical bull riding compo.
We got there and it was pretty empty. The bouncers of the club, Karma, were having goes on the bull to encourage people to get on. The mech bull was setup middle stage at the back of the open bar. Nobody was giving it a go.
Jen got brave and gave it a shot... 8 seconds. I thought, "fuck it" and had a shot. Not bad - 30 seconds. Some more patrons had a go, some we're very bad - 1 second, 5 seconds - tee hee. All going well. Good fun. Good atmosphere. The dj was a lot of fun - he had a few goes and was shocking.
Then some guy got 40 seconds - the new record. Not to be beaten I got back on the horse... well the bull. The fucker threw me about but I held on like a motherfucker. I did it cowboy style with one hand for a few seconds at the start and remember the DJ saying "whoooaa, we've got a cocky one". 
The trick is to get a good grip below the first knot. I got a fantastic 60 seconds, something happened the timer - It went off the clock. I thought that was it: I am the rodeo king.
Feeling satisfied with myself and more than a little sore I sat back down, still grinning and the focus of everybody's attention. The DJ was bellowing - wow!
I think everybody was afraid to have a go after that for a while. Yeah I know I sound cocky but thats the truth - nobody got up for 10 minutes. Eventually some newbies came in and the DJ harassed them into having a go. All were utterly useless.
THEN...
Then came the cocky portorican guy; throwing shapes. He got on the bull and was doing well. I thought the controller was giving him an easy time of it when it came to the 50 seconds mark. I was getting worried. The controller started to throw him wildly about the place at 55 seconds and he hung on before being thrown nicely at 72 seconds. A new champion. Needless to say I was disgusted.
Now to add insult to injury, this guy was COCKY. I don't know how to describe this type of guy. Not quite gangster. All attitude. He pranced about - I'm the man. Home boy. Baggy jeans, would shoot you before talk to you type of mo-fo. He hung around the bull throwing attitude, 'advice' and comments to anybody who'd listen. I should mention to counteract your mental picture that he wore glasses.
I was livid but cool. I felt cheated: that the controller gave him an easy time of it. So I made up my mind there and then I'm going to beat this asshole if it kills me.
My arms were still aching from the last go. I decided to give them as much time as possible before the big one. About 30 minutes later the girls decided they want to go elsewhere. I had thought of little more than strategy for those 30 minutes but didn't feel quite ready.
Fuck it, few were taking up the challenge so I threw off the shoes and steeled myself for the task ahead. I jumped on that bull and gripped on with both hands below the bottom knot as hard as I could. That bull can kick! I kept thinking "I have to beat that asshole". That did the trick and got me through the swirl and jolts. My hands were killing me, the bull was spinning so fast, then wham, it would switch direction and jolt me forward. I hung on for all I was worth. I glimpsed the clock. 55 seconds. All I had to do was hold on for a little while longer. No no no... thrown at 100 miles an hour. I was happy. Surely. Turning to the timer, I was certain...
Can you believe it - 71 seconds! :( 1 second under the mo-fo. After all my hard work. I was wrecked. He was still the champion. Everybody, well the few people in the place were cheering - I was happy yet disappointed. I probably haven't described the very well but it was all good fun.
The girls wanted to go. They went for a cigarette outside while I finished my Bud. Some other guy got on. He got 9 seconds. I was thinking "no way". I put down my drink and made my way back bull-ward.
Again I gripped the rope with all my might - two hands below the first knot. I understood that what was it's all about. It doesn't matter how much your are thrown as long as you don't leave go and keep under that first knot. I nodded at the controller and it started. Immediately I felt I was screwed, something wasn't quite right.
I was so determined. Again I was thinking over and over - "Beat that cocky prick". It wasn't too bad until the 50 second mark - I caught a glimpse of the timer during a tiny respite. I knew, just 20 seconds more. I knew this was the hard part. This was the part when I had to grip with all my might. Just then, the deadly swirls that get everybody began; my hands strained. Then the other way... wow, nobody can take this. I could hear the crowd (well few people that were there) roaring"Yeaah!"... and was encouraged. Another tiny respite while the bull changed direction allowed me to quickly redo my grip.
It was really like the controller was using every bit of power in the bull to throw me. I just kept thinking, no way, no way, no way, no way is he beating me.
And WHAM - I went flying! hahahaha - I was pad out on the air cushion laughing madly. I knew I had to had it. Surely. Surely this time. I got up and Jen and my sister were grinning and smiling at the edge. I looked.
91 seconds!!!! Yeeeehaaaaaa. Ride 'em cowboy.
We moved on, confident that I was the nights champion. I'm just sorry that I won't be there for the cash competition next Thursday. Some guy told me I should enter but Ireland beckons.