<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Topper&apos;s Personal Blog</title><link>http://www.cftopper.com/</link><description>My Personal Blog full of mindless ramblings.</description><image><title>Topper&apos;s Personal Blog</title><url>http://www.cftopper.com/images/rsslogo.jpg</url><link>http://www.cftopper.com/</link></image><language>en-us</language><ttl>400</ttl><item><title>Price of Petrol/Gas</title><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:12:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I see a lot of complaining over the soaring prices of gas in the States.<br />
<br />
But check this out.<br />
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According to http://www.bostongasprices.com/, the average price for a gallon is $3.14.<br />
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In Ireland, according to http://www.aaireland.ie/petrolprices/ we pay &euro;1.20 per litre.<br />
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<a href="http://www.google.ie/search?q=gallons+to+liters&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;aq=t&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a">1 US gallon = 3.78541178 liters</a><br />
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So for 1 Gallon of unleaded (Gas), we pay &euro;1.20 * 3.78 = &euro;4.536.<br />
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1 Euro = 1.5688 U.S. dollars<br />
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so &euro;4.536 = $7.11.<br />
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It doesn't take a calculator to see that $7.11 is more that twice as expensive as $3.14. Roll on Rip off Ireland.]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=211</link></item><item><title>Bloody Trees</title><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:04:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="300" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/Personal/helpme_cant_finish_bloody_trees.jpg" alt="Can't finish these bloody trees... grrr" />]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=209</link></item><item><title>iPhone Joy</title><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:04:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.cfdan.com/" target="_blank">Dan</a> returned from his holiday to the states with trip to the states with a very special package for me - a little Chrismas pressie for me, from me.&nbsp; am now the proud owner of a shiny new iPhone.<br />
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I've spent the last maybe, 5 hours playing with my new iPhone. I've unlocked it (with Dans help - thanks), used every feature in the phone, downloaded shit-loads of applications and browsed about 30 websites. And the verdict - I love it!<br />
<br />
I'm impressively thin. The build-quality is great. The user interface is amazing.<br />
<br />
GMail works great. Digg works great. YouTube works great. RSS feeds from Feeddemon work great.<br />
<br />
Setting up itunes was simple. iTunes used to be such a piece of shit but it's now pretty good. It also seems that itunes no longers insists on copying all your music to it's own itunes folder, which is all good.<br />
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One annoying thing is that it didn't pick up my contains on the sim card. So I will have to use the software with my old phone to sync with Outlook and then sync from Outlook back to the iphone - I'll do that tomorrow evening. <br />
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Overall, it's just awesome. Normally I absolutely detest Apple Fanboyism but in all fairness, apple have made a great product here.<br />
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Happy as.]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=207</link></item><item><title>Team Fortress 2 Multiplayer Name Change</title><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:07:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div class="post-body">
<p>It really hacks me off when we were playing Team Fortress 2 in <a href="http://www.area51.ie/" target="_blank">AREA51</a>&nbsp;that you have to use your Steam Community name in the game. </p>
<p>Like our gaming cafe of choice <a href="http://www.area51.ie/" target="_blank">AREA51</a>, many places run the Steam Cafe License Program (paying through the nose for the annual subscription it mind you - it aint cheap!!) which doesnt allow the locking of accounts to a Steam Community Profile.</p>
<p>I tried going to <strong>Console</strong> and typing <em>name A51-Topper</em> but that didnt work. Hat tip to <a href="http://www.samkidd.com/" target="_blank">Sam Kidd</a>&nbsp; for figuring it out. </p>
<p>All you need to do is :</p>
<ul>
    <li>Open the <strong>console</strong></li>
    <li>Type : <em><strong>setinfo name</strong>&nbsp;A51-Topper</em></li>
</ul>
<p>Cant wait for Tuesday now that we'll know who we're&nbsp;killing! We'll keep seeing &quot;A51-Topper headshot A51-Sarge (aka A51-Chuck).<br />
</p>
<p>BTW, if you dont already know, Tuesday is the weekly gaming LAN night at <a href="http://www.area51.ie/" target="_blank">AREA51</a>, kicking off at 7pm and lasting till late. <strong>FREE</strong> cinema passes to be given away and everybody is welcome.</p>
<p>We play Day Of Defeat : Source, Team Fortress 2 and Counter-Strike. We've also been known to scrap it out in Age of Empires 2 (The Daddy RTS) and Battlefield 2!</p>
<p>&nbsp;Hat Tip: Chuck.<br />
</p>
</div>]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=205</link></item><item><title>Exist. Sail to Live. Die.</title><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:57:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I was invited to go sailing with my good friend, the Intrepid adventurer <a href="http://phibius-log.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Captain Ed </a>over the weekend. We headed due south with no solid plans. Ended up overnighting in Broadstrand bay and tore back the next morning with the wind at our back.<br />
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<h3>Our Course (roughly)</h3>
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<img width="549" height="354" border="1" alt="September Sailing Weekend - Our course" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/MyTrips/sailingPathSept2007.gif" /><br />
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<h3>Some pictures</h3>
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*** Flash Vid Here ***<br />
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Thanks for the great weekend Ed.<br />
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For a more elegant description of the trip, <a target="_blank" href="http://phibius-log.blogspot.com/2007/09/swell-time.html">click here</a>.]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=198</link></item><item><title>We want your soul</title><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:22:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[*** Flash Vid Here ***]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=197</link></item><item><title>3 Weeks in Fitchburg, Massachusetts, USA</title><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:33:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Ach mein Gott! This blog has been sadly neglected.<br />
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I've been meaning to post here with ages but that task of doing a good post seemed just too much to undertake. So here we are, i'm not too concerned about making the post interesting - I just want to get something fresh up here. <br />
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I stopped blogged about 6 weeks ago when I went to visit my sister for a few weeks in Boston. I went over for my my niece's graduation from junior high or whatever the yanks call primary school. In Ireland we make no big deal of leaving primary school. Over in the states, it appears to be a huge ordeal with Mass, speeches, graduation dinner and the graduation ceremony itself. But then again we make a huge deal of The Confirmation here in Ireland. <img width="18" height="18" border="0" align="bottom" style="margin: 0pt 5px;" alt="Messing" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/smilies/simple/emo-tongue.gif" />.<br />
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Anyhow I enjoyed the graduation and it meant buckets to Kayleigh that I went over - the hug she gave me when I suprised her was easily worth the &euro;600 round trip.<br />
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When the graduation was over, I spent the bones of the next 3 weeks working on our latest project at Digital Crew - Teamwork Project Manager. I worked night and day on this puppy, quite literally. I can picture me still there, baking hot, wearing just shorts, slumpted on my sisters couch with legs up on coffee table and laptop on my um .. lap.. feverishly tapping away. I bored my sister and niece endlessly with my prattling on about the masterpiece I was creating. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.teamworkpm.net/">Teamwork PM</a> will be released to the world in a few weeks! There are just a few improvements we want to make first.<br />
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Occasionally, I got cabin fever and went for a jog around a beautiful lake in nearby Cogshall Park. I couldn't find a single pic of Cogshall on the net but I did find this video:<br />
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*** Flash Vid Here ***<br />
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I wasn't there on holiday as such and had to get work done so this trip was calm enough. But every other night, my sister and I visited the local pub for games of pool. I think the yanks were dumbfounded with our crazy Irish pool rules - &quot;What do you mean you get a second shot?!&quot;.<br />
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It's fascinating to see how the social scene in middle America works. It's nothing like the big cities such as New York that most tourists experience. Everybody knows everybody else at least to see. Everybody loves the irish accent and I got the usual mindnumbing rounds of &quot;I'm Irish too... My Great-great-great...&quot; followed by the typical epic immigration story. You just have to grin and bear these things.<br />
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New England is a gorgeous landscape of placid lakes dotting a landscape of endless tall trees. Apart from the graduation. the highlight of this trip, was the kayaking excursion we took down a local river... it was beautiful and good craic!<br />
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I'm planning on returning in january and spending 2/3 weeks learning to ski properly - so I don't have to roar &quot;Get out of the way&nbsp; - I can't stop&quot; anymore.<br />
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<h3>Things I Learned in American (this time)<br />
</h3>
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<ol>
    <li>Massachusetts drivers are absolutely shockingly dismally painfully useless aggressive drivers. You have to be bloody careful.</li>
    <li>CVS, one of the major pharmacys has trucks all over the States that drive around looking for broken down motorists to help for free! Apparantly my mothers car broke down at a dangerous junction last year and one of these trucks appeared. No way would the guy take money. Philanthropy is alive and well in America and I am very impressed.</li>
    <li>On-demand TV is both a godsend and a demon. I half-watched endless movies on all night programming stints. Not to mention I watched every Law and Order, CSI Someplace and NSIC they would feed me. I rarely watch TV - It is the domain of the mindless, but when it's on-demand with no ads and any program or movie you want is only 12 quick taps of a remote away, it can't be helped.</li>
    <li>Dunkin donuts are yummy - I love those jam-bon things. I wasn't in the states an hour before I was stuffing my fat face with chocolate covered, custard filled donuts.<br />
    </li>
    <li>No wonders Americans are fat. The REALLY tasty fattening food is the cheapest. MASSIVE bags pf crisps (or chips as they call 'em) are only 99c. I love those cheetos. I think I put on a stone.</li>
    <li>No no, it was the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.hotpockets.com/">hot pockets</a>. They are * watering at mouth just now * sooo tasty.</li>
    <li>Americans have lottery card vending machines in bars! Hmmm<br />
    </li>
    <li>In a nightclub, the way a guy approachs a girl seems to be to dance/grind behind her. If she grind back, your in. It's kinda strange. And Americans don't seem to play tonsil-hockey in public, even in a nightclub.</li>
    <li>Karaoke is hugely popular. You get a lot of singers up due to the high confidence level.</li>
    <li>Even average players own their own pool queues which they bring to the pub on a night out!</li>
    <li>Everybody drinks bud light. Everybody!</li>
    <li>While I was there, I was watching the news one morning (after another all-nighter) and was amused to see a spot 5 minutes away on tv swarmed in reporters and helicopters. A maintenance guy at a beautiful and prominent cemetary in Fitchburg was arrested for stealing a skull from a grave. He was usng the skull as an ashtray and an arm bone as a tobacco (or something) pipe. I shit you not!</li>
    <li>American street signs are bizzarre. One of my sisters friends went into hysterics when I asked what SchoolXING on a sign was all about? And there was BikeXING. &quot;What the fuck is that&quot;? It's obvious in hindsight. SchoolXING is &quot;School Crossing&quot; and BikeXING is &quot;Bike Crossing&quot;. Would those extra 5 letters kill ye? <img width="18" height="18" border="0" align="bottom" style="margin: 0pt 5px;" alt="Messing" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/smilies/simple/emo-tongue.gif" /></li>
    <li>Great name for those tattoos girls like to put on their lower back - &quot;Tramp Stamps&quot;. Haha.</li>
    <li>Pool parties and burgers go togther like paedophiles and candy. Americans know how to make burgers! Yum.<br />
    </li>
    <li>Everything (and I mean everything) has buckets of sugar in it. I got a Mr freeze (you know what I mean Irish people) when it was sweltering to chomp on. It had so much sugar i it that it was sickening. I couldn't get that satisfying <em>chomp</em> sensation and I <em>almost</em> didn't eat it. <img width="18" height="18" border="0" align="bottom" style="margin: 0pt 5px;" alt="Wink" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/smilies/simple/emo-wink.gif" /></li>
    <li>In Ireland I shop for &quot;Large (L)&quot; clothes. In the states I shop for &quot;Medium (M)&quot; clothes. Hmmm.<br />
    </li>
    <li>I didn't know this beforehand and you may not know. Since November last, all ATM cards now work perfectly worldwide without the need for Cirrus or whatever on the card. Handy.</li>
    <li>We went to the blue man group - actually I did blog about that - and they are awesome. If your in Boston - go go go go go! What entertainment. Laugh till you cry. Unless your a miserable old battleaxe like the lady behind me who wouldn't pass forward the toilet roll...</li>
</ol>]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=188</link></item><item><title>Britains Got Talent - This guy is amazing</title><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:28:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[*** Flash Vid Here ***<br />
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Found on Digg.com]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=186</link></item><item><title>Blue Man Group</title><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:40:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I've been visiting my sister in Boston for the last 2 weeks.<br />
<br />
Earlier tonight, we went to the famous <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Man_Group" target="_blank">Blue Man Group</a> in Boston. I had absolutely no idea what to expect, knowing only that it was meant to be equally bizarre and amazing.<br />
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<img width="450" height="318" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/MyTrips/Boston 2007/blueManGroup.jpg" alt="Blue Man Group" /><br />
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<br />
And it was!<br />
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Wow, what a show. It was truly a show an event to remember. Highly recommended.]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=185</link></item><item><title>Great Weekend in Edinburgh</title><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 01:41:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Just back from a great weekend in Edinburgh on Adrian/Borris/Ogre's stag.<br />
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<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/peter.coppinger/OgresStagEdinburgh" target="_blank"><img width="550" height="394" alt="Ogre's Stag" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/MyTrips/orges_stag_edinburgh_collage.jpg" /></a><br />
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Highlights:<br />
<ul>
    <li>Initial Drinking<br />
    Chilling out having a few drinks within signt of Edinbyrgh castle</li>
    <li>Dressing The Ogre Up<br />
    Keith and Billy did a great job picking out a costume for The Ogre, aka Borris ,aka Adrian.</li>
    <li>The Munster Vs Edinburgh rugby match<br />
    We were the only 12 supporters there for Munster. The Edinburgh mascot got me in a headlock. We went horse from singing. Beer was flowing. And one of the lads won &pound;450 at half time! Oh, and the cheerleaders were hot.</li>
    <li>More Drinking, Bars &amp; Nightclubs<br />
    Oh yes, we did drink. Colin, who won the $450 spoilt the lot of us - cheers!</li>
    <li>Edinburgh Castle<br />
    After a drink-inspired mutiny, only 3 of us got the tour and thereby, the history; we explored all the museums and thoroughly enjoyed the 3 hours escape from alcohol.</li>
    <li>More Drinking - hell, we're Irish, that's what we do.</li>
</ul>
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Photos:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://picasaweb.google.com/peter.coppinger/OgresStagEdinburgh">http://picasaweb.google.com/peter.coppinger/OgresStagEdinburgh</a>]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=182</link></item><item><title>Have My Reservation?</title><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Tears of laughter <img src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/smilies/simple/emo-smile.gif" width="18" height="18" border="0" align="bottom" alt="Smile" style="margin:0 5px" /> Enjoy<br />
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*** Flash Vid Here ***]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=178</link></item><item><title>Face Transformer</title><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:48:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Just got a link to this <a href="http://www-old.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/" target="_blank" class="external">fantastic face transforming utility</a>; simple upload your picture and view different renderings of yourself.<br />
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<img width="486" height="308" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/Personal/topper_faceTransform.jpg" alt="Topper - Transformed (Not real pics)" /><br />
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Hat Tip: <a href="http://phibius-log.blogspot.com/index.html" target="_blank" class="external">Ed</a>]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=177</link></item><item><title>Toper</title><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:38:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[My nickname is Topper; so I found it amusing when my sister emailed me today's word of the day:<br />
<blockquote>
<p><span>toper</span> \TOH-puhr\, <em>noun</em>:</p>
<p>One who drinks frequently or to excess.</p>
<blockquote>Although he was no <strong>toper</strong>, God forbid, he          took a glass of aquavit . . . .<br />
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer, <cite><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0374516480/ref=nosim/lexico">Reaches          of Heaven</a></cite></blockquote><blockquote>But there remains a core of bottom-line voters to whom the          promise of tax cuts is as seductive as gin to a          <strong>toper</strong>.<br />
-- David Nyhan, &quot;Tax cuts for all - wheee!&quot;,          <cite><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" target="_blank" href="http://www.boston.com/globe/">Boston Globe</a></cite>,          January 21, 2000</blockquote><blockquote>You may walk around a bar with a big mug of beer . . . , but          if you sloshed it all over a fellow <strong>toper</strong>, you'd pay          the cleaning bill.<br />
-- Randy Cohen, &quot;At Random: Everyday Ethics&quot;,          <cite><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" target="_blank" href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/">Chicago          Tribune</a></cite>, June 10, 2003</blockquote>
<p><em>Toper</em> is formed from the verb <em>tope</em>, &quot;to drink,&quot;        originally an interjection used in proposing a toast, from French        <em>tope!</em>, &quot;agreed!&quot; from <em>toper</em>, &quot;to cover a stake in playing at        dice, to accept an offer, to agree.&quot;<br />
</p>
</blockquote>
<p>What are you trying to say sis? <img src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/smilies/simple/emo-wink.gif" width="18" height="18" border="0" align="bottom" alt="Wink" style="margin:0 5px" /><br />
</p>
<blockquote></blockquote>]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=175</link></item><item><title>Great Online Game</title><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:29:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I normally shun online flash games but this one was rated no #1 in some list I came across so I tried it. It's pretty good.<br />
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<ul>
    <li><a href="http://www.playaholics.com/play/lightningpool/" target="_blank" class="external">Lightning Pool</a></li>
</ul>
<br />
Wish I made it.]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=174</link></item><item><title>My Belief</title><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:02:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<table width="600" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" border="0">
    <tbody>
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            <td><img alt="" src="http://quizfarm.com/images/1110084125questionmark.jpg" /></td>
            <td> You scored as <strong>agnosticism</strong>. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).  Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.<br />
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            <table width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0">
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                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">agnosticism</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="79" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
                            <tbody>
                                <tr>
                                    <td>&nbsp;</td>
                                </tr>
                            </tbody>
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                        </td>
                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">79%</font></td>
                    </tr>
                    <tr>
                        <td>
                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Buddhism</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="67" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
                            <tbody>
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                                    <td>&nbsp;</td>
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                        </td>
                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">67%</font></td>
                    </tr>
                    <tr>
                        <td>
                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Islam</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="67" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                                    <td>&nbsp;</td>
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                        </td>
                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">67%</font></td>
                    </tr>
                    <tr>
                        <td>
                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">atheism</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="63" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                                    <td>&nbsp;</td>
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                        </td>
                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">63%</font></td>
                    </tr>
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                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Satanism</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="63" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">63%</font></td>
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                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Paganism</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="63" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">63%</font></td>
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                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Hinduism</font></p>
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                        <td>
                        <table width="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                        </td>
                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">58%</font></td>
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                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Judaism</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="46" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">46%</font></td>
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                        <p><font size="1" face="Arial">Christianity</font></p>
                        </td>
                        <td>
                        <table width="42" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1" bgcolor="#dddddd">
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                                    <td>&nbsp;</td>
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                        <td><font size="1" face="Arial">42%</font></td>
                    </tr>
                </tbody>
            </table>
            </td>
        </tr>
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</table>]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=173</link></item><item><title>John Travolta Flies the Irish Flag</title><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:45:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I came across this picture of John Travolta's house.<br />
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<img width="468" height="502" border="1" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/misc/travoltapilotREX_468x502.jpg" alt="John Travolta's House" /><br />
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What's that flying on the fly in front of the house? Why, it looks like an Irish flag to me. Is John Travolta claiming irish descendancy?<br />
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A quick google later confirms it. <a href="http://www.showbizireland.com/news/july01/20-travolta01.shtml" target="_blank" class="external">Old Johnny boy is half Irish</a>. Begorra!!<br />]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=172</link></item><item><title>Dog Diary vs Cat Diary</title><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:44:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<h3><strong>Dog's Diary entries....</strong></h3>
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8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!<br />
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9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!<br />
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9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!<br />
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10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!<br />
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12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing!<br />
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1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!<br />
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3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!<br />
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5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!<br />
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7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!<br />
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8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!<br />
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11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! <br />
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<h3>Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary....</h3>
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Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them,&nbsp; I once again vomit on the floor.<br />
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Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &quot;good little hunter&quot; I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &quot;allergies.&quot; I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.<br />
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Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=168</link></item><item><title>Rome Series 2</title><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Lads alive, I just spent 4 hours watching 1-4 of the <a href="http://www.hbo.com/rome/" target="_blank" class="external">second series of Rome</a>. It is absolutely captivating. I'd watch the next one but I can barely keep my eyes open.<br />
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Moral of the story - if you haven't seen Rome yet, go out of your way to get it. I can't see this not appealing to anyone... it's class.<br />
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Groan, must be up in 5 hours 30 minutes.]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=163</link></item><item><title>Photos Direct From Phone</title><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:45:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Last week, being the most forgetful guy in the world (really! I'm unbelievable - Einstein was too apparently so that's my consolation), I lost yet another phone. I won't go into the details but I felt like smacking myself. Anyhow, the good news is that for only &euro;70 I was able to upgrade to a Sony Ericcson K800i (<a class="external" target="_blank" href="http://blog.brimur.com/?p=153">same as Brimur's</a>).<br />
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<a href="http://toppersphotos.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img width="300" vspace="5" hspace="5" height="227" align="right" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/misc/photoBlog.jpg" alt="Toppers Photo Blog" /></a>Now this is class - the phone has a cool post-to-blog feature. I assumed there would be loads of tedious set-up so I hadn't explored this option before. I just tried it and it just worked magically. <br />
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I 'clicked' &quot;Post-to-blog&quot;, it created a new blog on Blogger.com and posted my photo. Then it sent me a link and password to take control of the account. Then I was able to rename the Blog and change the address.<br />
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Now every photo I take can be published almost instantly to my new photo blog. I'll try and integrate the latest photos direct into this blog's sidebar. Stay tuned.<br />
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<a href="http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/office-toys/usb-cell/index.html" target="_blank"><img width="245" vspace="5" hspace="5" height="209" align="left" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/lib/misc/usbcel_lg.jpg" alt="USB Rechargable Batteries" /></a>In seemingly unrelated news, you just have to get these rather trendy USB rechargable batteries. I remember the annoyance of looking for batteries for my camera in Thailand. Or dragging a recharger and power convertors around. No more, my friend. Next time, i'll just find an Internet caf&eacute; (easy enough, even in Thailand) and recharge the suckers (literally suckers). Not to mention, on most trips, i'll have a laptop.<br />
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Hmmm, but with a 3 mega pixel camera on my phone that can publish straight to my blog, do I need to lug around the old Canon? Do I need these batteries?<br />
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I'm a consumer whore, so hell yes, I <em>need</em> 'em!]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=160</link></item><item><title>Cause for a drink</title><pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:21:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[We had spend the evening celebrating Irelands devastating win over England in the 6 Nations Rugby Tournament. Later that night I find myself on the dancefloor having consumed a vast amount of alcoholic beverages. I'm tearing it up when this hot Eastern European girl starts flirting and dirty dancing with me. All good.<br />
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After a few minutes we are kissing. All very good.<br />
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Another few minutes of dancing and kissing go by when a guy politely taps her on the shoulder. She smiles and she says she'll be back in just a second (this was our first <em>verbal</em> communication). All good.<br />
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They move to the side of the dancefloor and put their hands around each other. WTF! I wasn't too far away so I interrupted &quot;Is this your boyfriend?&quot;. &quot;Oh no!&quot; she says... (Phew! I'm thinking) ... &quot;he's my husband!&quot; and she raises her hand to show the ring. <br />
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I just walked away muttering &quot;I need a drink&quot;. <img width="18" height="18" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.cftopper.com/images/smilies/simple/emo-tongue.gif" alt="Messing" style="margin: 0pt 5px;" />]]></description><link>http://www.cftopper.com/index.cfm?blogpostid=158</link></item></channel></rss>